1 00:00:01,869 --> 00:00:05,306 Well, you're gonna have this baby any day now. 2 00:00:05,373 --> 00:00:07,041 No, Larry, I've been pregnant so long 3 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:10,944 that this baby is gonna go 4 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:13,714 (GIGGLING) 5 00:00:13,781 --> 00:00:17,351 Oh, I feel a funny inside. 6 00:00:17,418 --> 00:00:20,688 I think I'm having my baby. Oh. 7 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:23,724 You can't be having your baby. I-I'm due before you are. 8 00:00:23,791 --> 00:00:25,459 It's my turn. 9 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:28,062 Guys, the most amazing thing just happened. 10 00:00:28,129 --> 00:00:30,231 Mary Anne had the baby in the car. 11 00:00:30,298 --> 00:00:33,201 -What? -Balki, you have a son. 12 00:00:38,506 --> 00:00:40,241 I need to know everything Mary Anne did 13 00:00:40,308 --> 00:00:43,311 leading up to the birth of little Robespierre Boinki. 14 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:47,115 We went for a helium balloon ride. 15 00:00:47,181 --> 00:00:50,118 And then she wanted a corn dog, which I really don't understand. 16 00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:53,721 'Cause it's not corn and it's not a dog, what is it? 17 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:56,857 It makes perfect sense. 18 00:00:56,924 --> 00:00:59,393 she went into labor. 19 00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:01,462 I know you're not gonna like this 20 00:01:01,529 --> 00:01:05,366 but I absolutely forbid you to go up in a balloon. 21 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:09,670 Now, is-is that gonna be a problem, sweetheart? 22 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:13,941 Absolutely. 23 00:01:14,007 --> 00:01:15,509 Obvious to anyone with a brain. 24 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:17,145 -It is this one. -No, I was in the basket. 25 00:01:17,211 --> 00:01:19,480 I know it. 26 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:22,616 -Well, now you've done it. -Well, now you've done it. 27 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:26,120 -Now, we can't get back down! -Now, we can't get back down! 28 00:01:26,187 --> 00:01:28,356 BALKI: I can't get back. I don't know how it works. 29 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:31,459 (THEME SONG PLAYING) 30 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:43,737 * Sometimes the world looks perfect 31 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:46,174 * Nothing to rearrange 32 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:49,243 * Sometimes you just get a feeling 33 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:52,146 * Like you need some kind of change 34 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:57,285 * No matter what the odds are this time 35 00:01:57,351 --> 00:01:59,387 * Nothing's gonna stand in my way 36 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,189 * This flame in my heart 37 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:02,756 * And a long lost friend 38 00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:06,694 * Gives every dark street a light at the end 39 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:11,232 * Standing tall 40 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:14,968 * On the wings of my dream 41 00:02:15,035 --> 00:02:17,905 * Rise and fall 42 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:21,509 * On the wings of my dream 43 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:23,076 * The rain and thunder 44 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,612 * The wind and haze 45 00:02:24,678 --> 00:02:26,880 * I'm bound for better days 46 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:28,148 * Oo-oh 47 00:02:28,216 --> 00:02:31,485 * It's my life my dream 48 00:02:31,552 --> 00:02:34,388 * Nothing's gonna stop me now * 49 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:52,440 Larry, we're going up too fast. I'm feeling strange. 50 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:54,107 No, it's okay. It's okay, Jennifer. 51 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,344 Everything is gonna be okay. 52 00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:58,446 Well, I hope you're happy. 53 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:03,217 thanks to you. 54 00:03:03,284 --> 00:03:05,753 Cousin, this is no time to place blame. 55 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:08,356 Sure, we're no longer tethered to Mother Earth 56 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:11,259 but we're-we're communing with Father Sky 57 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:15,062 and all his airy children, the wind 58 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:17,531 the clouds, that plane! 59 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:19,099 Duck! 60 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:22,035 Just kidding. But see what fun you can have up here? 61 00:03:22,102 --> 00:03:24,605 Yee-yee-yay! 62 00:03:24,672 --> 00:03:27,808 Balki, don't do that to me again. 63 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:30,711 Come on, cousin. Come on. Loosen up. Loosen up. 64 00:03:30,778 --> 00:03:33,647 Have fun with it. Have fun with it. 65 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:37,518 Feel the wind whooshing up your pant leg and out your arm. 66 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:41,622 Whoosh! Whee! Whoosh! Whee! 67 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:44,825 -Whoosh! Whee. -All right, stop it. Stop. 68 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:47,561 May I interrupt this stimulating discussion to say something? 69 00:03:47,628 --> 00:03:49,930 Yes. Sure. Tell Balki he's an idiot. 70 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:52,266 -I'm in labor. -You see? She agrees with me. 71 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:53,934 You're in labor. 72 00:03:55,703 --> 00:03:57,170 -What? -I'm in labor. 73 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,573 Oh, oh, oh, my Lord. 74 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,675 Are-are you saying that you're in labor? 75 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:05,646 I'm saying I'm having a contraction, now. 76 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:07,548 Oh. Ow. Okay, you're hurting me. 77 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:10,284 You're hurting me. Ow. Ow, ow, ow. 78 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:14,622 Well, toss my greens and call me Caesar. 79 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:16,557 Jennifer? 80 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:19,126 Jennifer, our theory was correct. 81 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:21,795 Going up in the balloon is what made Mary Anne go into labor. 82 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:23,597 I mean, do you realize what this means? 83 00:04:23,664 --> 00:04:26,567 Expectant mothers everywhere will thank us. 84 00:04:26,634 --> 00:04:28,402 We've given a great gift to humanity. 85 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:30,571 Yeah, yeah humanity, right, okay. 86 00:04:30,638 --> 00:04:34,675 Listen, Jennifer, do-do you think that... Watch it. 87 00:04:34,742 --> 00:04:36,777 Do-do you think this could be another false alarm? 88 00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:42,650 No, this is no false alarm, Larry. 89 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:46,019 Well, all right, then we still have plenty of time. 90 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:47,521 your next contraction. 91 00:04:47,588 --> 00:04:50,591 Oh, God. Another one's starting. 92 00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:52,793 All right, okay, all right, I was wrong about that but 93 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:55,496 Jen, Jen, shouldn't you be doing your Lamaze breathing 94 00:04:55,563 --> 00:04:57,765 in-instead of trying to hurt me? 95 00:04:57,831 --> 00:05:00,601 Larry, I never planned on doing the breathing. 96 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:02,169 I planned on having painkillers. 97 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:03,571 Lots of them. 98 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,339 The only reason I was in that stupid class was 99 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:09,810 because it was the only place I could be 100 00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:11,945 Larry, I don't want to have this baby in a balloon. 101 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:13,747 Jennifer, Jennifer, you're not going to 102 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,182 have this baby in a balloon. 103 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:17,217 -I won't? -Well, of course not. 104 00:05:17,284 --> 00:05:19,119 Don't be ridiculous. 105 00:05:19,186 --> 00:05:22,289 You're going to have this baby in a flimsy wicker basket 106 00:05:22,356 --> 00:05:23,757 suspended from a balloon. 107 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:26,594 One with lots of patches in it, I might add. 108 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,896 Do not help. Do not help. 109 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:30,764 Thank you very much. Okay, Jen? Jen? 110 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,700 We're just gonna relax and-and why don't we 111 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,368 uh, try to think of some funny stories? 112 00:05:34,435 --> 00:05:39,139 Oh. Oh. I got one. I got one. 113 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:41,074 Okay, don't help. Don't help. Don't help. Do not help. 114 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:43,444 -Do not help. -I want to tell the story. 115 00:05:43,511 --> 00:05:45,446 All right, all right, stop it. 116 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,716 You still wanna hear it? Okay. 117 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:51,018 Um, oh, did I mention that the pig could talk? 118 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:52,686 I can't do the piggy little accent 119 00:05:52,753 --> 00:05:54,422 but anyway he's all trussed up in this-- 120 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:03,831 Balki, my wife is having a baby! 121 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:06,700 Well, you've known that for months. 122 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:09,570 No, I mean she is having a baby now in-in this balloon. 123 00:06:09,637 --> 00:06:11,939 And I haven't the foggiest idea what to do. 124 00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:15,208 Oh, is that what all this mishi gastiki is about? 125 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:16,744 Cousin, chill out. 126 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:18,846 I know something about birthin' babies. 127 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:21,949 -You do, Balki? -Why, sure. 128 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:25,385 I've delivered my share of babies and livestock. 129 00:06:25,453 --> 00:06:26,554 If you were gonna deliver a sheep 130 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:28,756 I could do that blindfolded. 131 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:30,290 As a matter of fact, that's how we do it back home. 132 00:06:30,357 --> 00:06:34,327 You really don't wanna look. 133 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,430 a thing, a bib that comes from here down to your toes-- 134 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:37,531 Okay, that's it. That's it. 135 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:39,032 You're going over the side. 136 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:41,602 Cousin. Oh. Oh. Oh! 137 00:06:41,669 --> 00:06:43,904 Larry, something's wrong. We're going up again. 138 00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:45,038 Found the problem. 139 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:46,607 I know why we're going up again. 140 00:06:46,674 --> 00:06:49,109 Eh, uh, the-the sandbag has a leak. 141 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:53,380 Larry, we're going up too high. We're gonna run out of oxygen. 142 00:06:53,447 --> 00:06:54,848 -Oh, no we won't. -We won't? 143 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:55,849 No. 144 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,818 Long before we run out of oxygen 145 00:06:57,885 --> 00:07:01,121 the atmosphere will replace the helium in the balloon 146 00:07:01,188 --> 00:07:02,556 and the balloon will explode 147 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:04,892 and the-the rest will just upset you. 148 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:09,062 All right, all right. Hold it. Hold it. Hold it! 149 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:11,932 All right, now two things have gotta happen here. 150 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:14,802 Number one, Balki has got to shut up. 151 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:18,772 And number two, someone's gotta go over the side 152 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:20,574 and repair the sandbag. 153 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:23,511 Okay, let's see Jennifer, you're in labor. 154 00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:24,912 Good luck, buddy. 155 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:29,883 Cousin, I think I can help with part one of your plan. 156 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:31,151 I can shut up. 157 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:37,157 I think. 158 00:07:37,224 --> 00:07:40,761 It, let's see, uh, nope. Nope. Not gonna happen. 159 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:45,032 -Can somebody please go? -Oh, sweetheart... 160 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:48,736 Okay, okay, I'll-I'll go. But not because you asked me. 161 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:55,876 For Jennifer. I'm gonna do it for Jennifer. 162 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:57,811 well, without his balloon Howard the balloon man 163 00:07:57,878 --> 00:08:00,681 is just Howard the man. 164 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:14,294 Okay, okay, keep breathing. Keep breathing. Good. Good. 165 00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:15,829 All right, all right, and your contraction 166 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:17,397 should be ending soon. Yes? 167 00:08:17,464 --> 00:08:19,166 Okay, cleansing breath. 168 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:22,736 Okay, all right. You're doing beautifully, Jen. 169 00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:24,838 You're doing beautifully. 170 00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:26,607 Balki, how you doing? 171 00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:30,177 Uh, good, cousin. 172 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,846 and I've stopped the flow of sand with my handkerchief. 173 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:35,649 But when I pulled my handkerchief out of my pocket 174 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:37,484 all the change in my pocket fell out 175 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:41,221 but there's not a whole lot to spend it on up here. 176 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:43,223 (LAUGHS) 177 00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:45,626 Where do I come up with them? 178 00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:48,929 I'm fine. I'm fine. 179 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:50,898 Don't worry about me. 180 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:51,965 I'm not. 181 00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:55,368 Okay, Jen, just-just try to relax 182 00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:56,469 until your next contraction. 183 00:08:56,536 --> 00:09:00,173 It's amazing, Larry. 184 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:03,410 And I'm gonna be with you every breath of the way. 185 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:05,579 Cousin? Cousin? 186 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:08,048 Balki, I can't talk to you right now. 187 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:10,550 Well, uh, it's now or never. 188 00:09:10,618 --> 00:09:12,820 'We're about to drop a hundred and seventy-one' 189 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,388 'and a half pounds of counterweight.' 190 00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:17,390 Are we losing another sandbag? 191 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:20,661 No, but we're losing a Balki. 192 00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:22,796 My arches have fallen and I can't get up. 193 00:09:24,531 --> 00:09:27,067 Where do I come up with them? 194 00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:38,612 Oh, oh, oh, he's right. 195 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:40,580 We're losing him. 196 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:44,885 Uh, okay, uh, Balki, I'm coming. 197 00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:47,154 No! No! No, Larry. Please, don't leave me. I'm afraid. 198 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:49,222 I don't want to have this baby alone. 199 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,859 Breathe. Breathe. 200 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,762 Not you. Not you. I can't breathe. 201 00:09:56,630 --> 00:10:00,467 All right, listen, sweetheart, I-I know that-this is, this is 202 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:02,569 just a really bad time 203 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:05,505 but Balki is about to plunge 204 00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:08,876 hundreds of feet to his death. 205 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:13,446 And I-I just thought that I ought to go and-and help him. 206 00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:15,683 Now, I'll-I'll be back before your next contraction. 207 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:18,118 Cousin! Cousin! 208 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:22,656 I don't mean to rush you but I'm hanging on by my toes. 209 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:29,697 -Go get him. -Okay, all right, all right. 210 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:32,232 All right, all right, sweetheart, you have to let go now. 211 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,267 You're gonna have to let go. Yes, you are. 212 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:36,536 Just, here grab the blanket. Grab the blanket. 213 00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:39,039 Okay, I'm gonna help you here. I'm gonna help you. 214 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:41,141 Here we go. There we go. 215 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:44,244 Hang on. Hang on. 216 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,545 All right, Balki? 217 00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:48,215 Balki, here, just-just grab my hand 218 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:50,150 and I'll, and I'll pull you up. 219 00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:51,384 Yeah, whoa! 220 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:54,254 Larry? Larry? 221 00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:57,424 LARRY: We're fine. We're fine. 222 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:01,929 Nice catch. 223 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:05,799 Well, I-I do try. 224 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:12,139 You know, cousin, all things considered 225 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:14,441 I think things are going rather well. 226 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,244 Going rather well? 227 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:20,714 Balki, I am hanging hundreds of feet in the air by my hair 228 00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:24,451 my wife is in labor and my, and my watch just fell off. 229 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:29,322 Well, you know what they say, cousin 230 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:32,025 "Time flies when you're upside down." 231 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:33,994 (LAUGHS) 232 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:36,363 Where do I come up with them? 233 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,468 Larry, I need you. 234 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:45,038 Jen, I'd really like to be with you right now 235 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:47,607 but I-I think you're gonna have to go on without me 236 00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:50,410 I-I-I just can't get there. 237 00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:52,980 -Cousin? -Yeah? 238 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:56,083 Uh, I-I didn't have time to wash my hair 239 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,285 and I'm afraid you might slip. Here. 240 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:00,988 (GRUNTING) 241 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,590 -Cousin, look over there. -Oh! Balki. Balki. 242 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:04,992 Don't let go of me again. 243 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,659 But-but I'm just trying to show you 244 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:10,964 I'm just trying to point out 245 00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:14,902 I can't see any reason for it. 246 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,469 hanging from a balloon. 247 00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:18,038 Where? Where? 248 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,106 (HELICOPTER ENGINE WHIRRING) 249 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:22,075 Oh, cousin, look. Look! 250 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:25,378 It's-it's-it's a helicopter. 251 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:36,323 Larry, what's going on? 252 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:39,960 Jen, there's... There's a police helicopter. 253 00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:42,162 It's on its way. 254 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,333 We're-we're about to be rescued. 255 00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:50,037 Well, tell them to hurry. 256 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,908 Oh, Larry, I've changed my mind. 257 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,276 I don't wanna do this. 258 00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:58,245 That's no police helicopter. 259 00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,180 That's-that's Captain Fred. 260 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,315 The Channel 8 Eye in the Sky. 261 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:03,683 Hey! Hey! 262 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,252 Captain Fred! 263 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:09,589 I watch you every night on, on television 264 00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:13,861 and I never thought I'd live to be face to chopper with you. 265 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:16,663 Hang on, folks. Help is on the way! 266 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:19,933 In the meantime, smile! You're on the evening news! 267 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,735 This is so exciting. 268 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,337 Captain Fred? 269 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:29,209 Captain? 270 00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:32,913 Cousin Larry Appleton and in the basket we have 271 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:36,416 Cousin Larry's lovely wife, Jennifer. 272 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,151 Wave, Jennifer! 273 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:43,456 Jen, looks like things are working out for the best. 274 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:46,659 Remember we talked about videotaping the birth? 275 00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:50,097 Well, uh, it's-it's being done by professionals. 276 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:53,967 Yeah, Jennifer, Captain Fred is the best. 277 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,904 What the man does with perspective is amazing. 278 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:59,139 The man paints with videotape. 279 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:01,141 Jen, how you doin'? 280 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,710 Jen? 281 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:06,046 (BABY CRYING) 282 00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:12,119 JENNIFER: I'm fine, Larry! And so is our son! 283 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,121 Balki, I have a son. 284 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:17,991 Cousin, now we are so happy, we do the dance of joy. 285 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:22,595 * Di di di di da-da di da * 286 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,431 -Hey! -Hey! 287 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,233 -Hey! -Hey! 288 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,547 MAN: (ON TV) And so tonight, Chicago's population grew 289 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:43,483 by one tiny baby who made his entrance into the world 290 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,618 in a way his parents won't soon forget. 291 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:48,989 This is Ken Wiley wishing you and yours a good evening. 292 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:56,063 I don't know about you but I never get tired 293 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,664 of watching that tape, do you? 294 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,332 No, No, love it. 295 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:05,638 The miracle of my wife giving birth to my son 296 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:09,776 hundreds of feet in the air. 297 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:12,245 Yeah. 298 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:14,414 My favorite part was when Captain Fred let me go 299 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:17,250 up into the helicopter and help him with the traffic report. 300 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:18,451 Oh, yeah. 301 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:21,288 It reminded me of the time that Uncle Stavros 302 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:24,124 let me help him with the traffic report on Mypos. 303 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:29,562 We packed a lunch and climbed up into that gingko tree and... 304 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:34,101 ...waited for the mule to pass by. 305 00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:40,173 He never came. 306 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,945 Who knew the mule was dead? 307 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,283 (BABY CRYING) 308 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,186 Shush. 309 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,288 These little guys told us they wanted to spend some time 310 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:58,025 with their daddies while we cook dinner. 311 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:02,329 Well, they didn't actually talk. 312 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:05,232 Rational thought process occurs in the sixth month. 313 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,200 Verbal skills follow in the ninth or tenth. 314 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,340 I heard that on Sesame Street. 315 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,644 Well, why don't we go start dinner? 316 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,179 Well, Jen, are you sure you feel up to it? 317 00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:21,081 I mean, shouldn't you be resting? 318 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:25,285 Larry, I'm fine. 319 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,454 he was worth everything I went through. 320 00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:31,224 Balki and I talked it over and we want to have 321 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,559 six or eight more kids. 322 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,794 How about you and Larry? 323 00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,129 We're getting a dog. 324 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,768 Well, what do you say we spend some quality time with our sons? 325 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,070 Yeah. 326 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,074 Hey. Piggy-wikki. 327 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,077 (BABY COOING) 328 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:52,579 Hey, cousin, this might be a good time 329 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:56,083 to teach little Robespierre the Itsy Bitsy Scorpion. 330 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:59,352 Itsy Bitsy Scorpion? What's that? 331 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,288 -What is that? -Yeah, what is that? 332 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:04,291 It's a classic Myposian nursery rhyme 333 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:07,894 that teaches valuable life lessons. 334 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,730 Well, then, why don't ya teach it to little Tucker as well? 335 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,399 I would be proud to. 336 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:23,943 * I bashed his little head in and threw him in the dirt 337 00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:28,481 * When his legs stopped wiggling I dropped him in my stew 338 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,384 * 'Cause I like crunchy insects 339 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:34,954 * With pincers on, don't you? 340 00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:38,858 * Itsy bitsy stingray swam up inside my shorts... * 341 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,660 Okay, okay, all right. 342 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,832 I'll be in charge of nursery rhymes from now on. 343 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:51,338 Well, boy, here we are 344 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,506 a couple of daddies. 345 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,908 We've come a long way together, huh? 346 00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,810 (SIGHS) Cousin... 347 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,149 ...when I came to America six years ago 348 00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:05,218 I came looking for my cousin. 349 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,086 I never imagined I would find 350 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:09,356 the best friend that anybody ever had. 351 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:13,460 (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 352 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:17,630 * Unforgettable 353 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:22,602 * That's what you are 354 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,309 * Unforgettable 355 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:33,746 * Though near or far 356 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:40,052 * Like a song of love 357 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:43,356 * That clings to me 358 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,292 * How the thought of you 359 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,627 * Does things to me 360 00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:52,399 * Never before 361 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,867 * Has someone 362 00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:58,605 * Been more 363 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,873 * Unforgettable 364 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:05,878 * In every way 365 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:11,451 * And forever more 366 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:16,489 * That's how you'll stay 367 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:22,395 * That's why darling 368 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:25,097 * It's incredible 369 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,999 * That someone 370 00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:29,869 * So unforgettable 371 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,273 * Thinks that I am 372 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:37,310 * Unforgettable too * 373 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:44,484 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 374 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,659 * Unforgettable 375 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:31,631 * In every way 376 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:37,704 * And forever more 377 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:42,709 * That's how you'll stay 378 00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:47,314 * That's why darling 379 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:50,283 * It's incredible 380 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,051 * That someone 381 00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:55,988 * So unforgettable 382 00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:58,525 * Thinks that I am 383 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:05,031 * Unforgettable too * 384 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,377 You know, Balki... 385 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:20,413 ...if I had it to do all over again... 386 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,049 ...I wouldn't change a thing. 387 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,851 Me, neither. 388 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,155 What have you two been up to? 389 00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:31,791 Oh, just a little reminiscing. 390 00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:39,632 Who would have thought six years ago 391 00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:41,568 that we'd be holding the next generation 392 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,771 of Appletons and Bartokomouses? 393 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:49,008 Won't it be wonderful to watch them grow up? 394 00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:51,678 Yes, it will. 395 00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:53,946 Balki, you think our families will always be as close 396 00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:55,748 as we are right now? 397 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,851 Well, of course we will. Don't be ridiculous. 398 00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:01,120 Mary Anne and I aren't planning to move for 399 00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:07,694 years and years to come and 400 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,696 (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 401 00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:20,873 let's welcome the stars of Perfect Strangers. 402 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,675 Rebeca Arthur. 403 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,579 Melanie Wilson. 404 00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:30,417 Mark Linn-Baker. 405 00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,786 And Bronson Pinchot. 406 00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:37,123 Ladies and gentlemen 407 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,125 a hand please for the cast and crew 408 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:41,027 of Perfect Strangers. 409 00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:44,464 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 410 00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:47,834 Thank you all for being with us. 411 00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:49,869 Goodnight.